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Me trying to prove someone wrong

Me trying to prove someone wrong

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thehungergays:

That moment when the home seller thinks Sam and Dean are partners»»

OMG and then Dean goes along with it!!!!!!

i-am-majestic:

Mom: Did you already get your stuff?
Me: Yes

I was there when it happened

i-am-majestic:

Mom: Did you already get your stuff?
Me: Yes

I was there when it happened

yamino:

punkrockluna:

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

Presentation and flair is an important job requirement for being Mistress of All Evil.

Is this is why Edna hates capes?

yamino:

punkrockluna:

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

Presentation and flair is an important job requirement for being Mistress of All Evil.

Is this is why Edna hates capes?

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bunnyravio:

tropius:

if your hand is like the one on the right then youre gay

ACTUALLY!!!
The one on the left is the hand of someone who received more testosterone as a fetus, and the one on the left is of someone who received more estrogen. It doesn’t necessarily determine sexuality, but rather whether you are male- or female-brained. (That determines things like empathy levels, competitiveness levels, visuo-spacial vs. language skills, etc.) It CAN be a hint of one’s sexuality, but it is under no circumstances a final testament to it. I mean, I’m a girl with a super female brain and the index finger to match but I am gay as hell


WAIT!!!What if when your left index and ring finger matches up it means you’re gay or lesbian Cause mine match up and I, too, am gay as hell. I mean look at my URL

bunnyravio:

tropius:

if your hand is like the one on the right then youre gay

ACTUALLY!!!

The one on the left is the hand of someone who received more testosterone as a fetus, and the one on the left is of someone who received more estrogen. It doesn’t necessarily determine sexuality, but rather whether you are male- or female-brained. (That determines things like empathy levels, competitiveness levels, visuo-spacial vs. language skills, etc.) It CAN be a hint of one’s sexuality, but it is under no circumstances a final testament to it. I mean, I’m a girl with a super female brain and the index finger to match but I am gay as hell

WAIT!!!

What if when your left index and ring finger matches up it means you’re gay or lesbian

Cause mine match up and I, too, am gay as hell. I mean look at my URL

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Does anyone else think of how sporks are basically just the bisexual utensils?

I was at work the other day and trying to get this group of teens to play my game. Well on of them goes “well what are the prizes?” Turns out the really attractive boy says that, so in all my expertise of flirting I go “We have these awesome capes and these not so awesome hats and one secret prize that everyone rejects… (They all stare at me as I give suspense)… Me!” They all go aweee so naturally, remembering a tumblr post, I go “do not ‘awe’ me. Fear me. For I am the night.” And I swear to you 2 of them go “you have a tumblr”

Correction…. JENNIFER LAWRENCE is my spirit animal

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So this was on pizza’a blog….

So this was on pizza’a blog….